Addiction

I'll never understand why rehab is so popular nowadays.  The only thing they do there is limit your consumption of your poison of choice until you're fully off of it.  To my way of thinking, anyone with a good mind should be able to do that on their own.  I mean, it's just weaning, which isn't really worth the money if you ask me.  Anything you can do yourself shouldn't really be paid for.  Especially on something that you'd otherwise be saving money on.  Being addicted to something and then weaning yourself off would save you money in the long run, so why pay someone to help you with it?  I understand that most people can't because they're too weak, but we're enabling worse behaviour by supporting people with weak minds.  It's sort of like the welfare issue that I love to bitch about so much.  We're supporting the wrong types of people.  And I understand that addiction is a difficult thing to overcome solo, but people used to do it all the time.  So why can't we do it now?  I'm confused.

People are Strange.

They had a story on my local news today about a man who went around kissing random people.  He wound up getting charged for assault.  What I don't understand is why he got charged for assault.  I've always thought that assault was a more serious thing.  You know, like rape, beating the shit out of people, and other things of that nature.  There are some people who would love to get kissed randomly on the street.  By anyone, for that matter.  I just don't understand why some people would get so offended by that sort of thing.  It's not like it would cause any sort of psychological trauma on anyone who doesn't already have some form of history of such trauma.  The only people it would really affect are people who were more sheltered growing up than I was, which is saying something.  This country is becoming a place of complete intolerance for anything that can even be remotely related to sex.  Which is just about everything in my mind.  You can relate anything to sex with less than six links between the two.  But good lord, people will always be strange.

Cloning

Now, as we all know cloning replicates your DNA perfectly into another living being.  It doesn't copy the consciousness, though.  The conscious of both beings will remain separate for the entire time they're living.  No matter how hard you try, their memories will be completely different.  If the clone decides it's a good idea to stick his head out of a car going 50 MPH and let his head ping off a light post, then he will have that memory.  If he survives, that is.  The non-cloned individual may have the memory of the clone doing it, but he won't have the same perspective on it that the clone has.  Even if you're participating in the same event both people will have different perspectives of it.  If you both go to the same fair at the same exact time, you'll both see it differently.  Now, having said all of this, this should answer this age-old question.  If you have sex with your clone, is it masturbation or gay sex?  At this point the answer should be obvious.  It's gay sex.  It can't be masturbation as the definition of masturbation states that the same entity must be rubbing its own private areas.  I hope that cleared up the suspicion for most of you men out there that you can have sex with your clone and not be considered gay.  Now I just have to apply logic to whether or not sticking your own dick inside your ass hole is gay sex or masturbation.  I'm assuming masturbation, but I'll give it a little more thought before saying that's a fact.

Phrases

Now, before I start the actual topic, I'd like to say that I come from a pretty unintelligent area.  Very few people here can pronounce any words correctly.  Now, having said this, most of my problems understanding some phrases were due to incorrect pronunciation.  I didn't even know what the phrase ''once in a while'' meant until I realized it wasn't ''once in a wow.''  The mispronunciations were just that bad.  I'd now like to move on to other phrases that don't make sense to me.  A good example of this is ''brain fart.''  At least when it's used with its proper definition.  Its proper definition is when you can't think of an idea.  Not even a bad one.  I think it should mean when you can only think of bad ideas.  Then again, most people have that quite often.  In the sense they use brain fart they should be using mental block.  Mental block makes sense to me.  It means your mind has been blocked from forming any thoughts.  Now, if my definition of brain fart becomes vocalized, it's called diarrhea of the mouth.  I'm not sure about you, but all of this concern about the shared lower anatomy of the human species disturbs me a bit.  I mean, most of our society is disturbed by nasty things, so why do we have such an obsession with such things?  Granted, I don't find them nasty, but most people do.  I'll never understand why we have such an obsession with things we find so disgusting.  Then again, it could explain the two girls one cup phenomena.  If you don't think about it too much, that is.

Topless Rights for None!

Fuck the shit that's been going around about ''Topless Rights for All!''  As far as I'm concerned no one should be going around topless.  No one does it except for the people lacking in intellect if you haven't noticed, and since those are the people whom I think shouldn't be allowed into the voting booth every fourth November, I don't think they should be walking around.  Much less topless.  That and it just seems like they want to show off their so-called abs.  I don't think this is attractive to anyone any more and should be stopped immediately.  These are the same people who whine when it gets lower than eighty degrees, also.  They say it's too cold.  Maybe if they wouldn't walk around all year with their shirt off like the moron they are it wouldn't feel as cold.  Hell, some of them even walk outside without a shirt mid-winter just so they can complain about how cold it is.  I'll never understand this, honestly.  Why would people intentionally do something they know will make them uncomfortable and then feel the need to bitch about it?  Seems fairly useless to me.

Jesus

I'd like to say something about organized religions.  They haven't made sense to me in years.  The reason could be that I grew up in a religion that believed in Jesus.  Now, if you're wondering why that would lead an entire set of religions to confuse me, here's why.  That whole Jesus Messiah Son of God fable is a way for people to pass the punishments of what they have done on someone else.  If you accept Jesus as your lord and saviour you're going to get into heaven.  I find that fairly immoral.  Passing the punishment for your own wrong doings onto someone else while you still get the bonus of doing it?  Why can't we do that in real life?  It seems like it would really help a lot of us out.  Then again, it wouldn't really help out the people who don't deserve to be in jail.  The ones who are just out living their daily lives and get mugged, raped, etcetera.  They would get really screwed over because the people who should be in jail for serious shit would be out roaming around repeatedly doing the thing they should be in jail for.  Sounds like fun to me.  It would make life a lot more exciting.  But, to the real downside of this whole Jesus belief.  If someone were a good person.  You know, just did minor sins like lying, taking the lord's name in vain, things of that nature.  The things that really don't harm anyone else.  If they hadn't accepted Jesus as their lord and saviour, they would go to hell.  Seems kind of fucked up to me.  The good person who never gave grief to anyone else gets a life sentence of ass rape, while the guy with 300 confirmed kills gets an express ticket into heaven.  I don't know about you folks, but that seems kind of illogical to me.

Intelligence.

Most of us have noticed by now that intelligence as a whole is spiralling downward for quite a time now.  It's not that our species is getting dumber for no good reason, it's because we hate our young people having to suffer actual consequences.  Because of this we've made almost everything easier to deal with, especially school.  The passing grades are being lowered every year or so.  Another good reason that this intellectual decline has been going on is because most of the smarter people are waiting for the economy to get better, while the really stupid ones are fucking anything that walks.  That causes more children to be born through stupid parents who teach their children nothing but how to live off of the system.  End welfare, and this would be gone.  I mean, without welfare these stupid parents wouldn't  have a reason to have thirty kids.  They'd have a reason to not even have one, when you think about it.  I mean, without welfare and food stamps they'd be forced to work to pay for themselves.  That seems like a horrifying reality to those people, but an amazing one to anyone else.  I personally enjoy the idea because it involves lazy people from a first world country suffering over minor things.  I've always loved that.

Racism

I know I've touched on this subject by now and, more accurately, how I find it to be bullshit.  I mean, blacks can say nigger whenever they damn well want, why should whites be able to do the same?  That's the racism in that statement.  Excluding a race from doing a certain thing simply because of their race.  And, just to prove how often blacks use the word, I'm going to quote one poetry filled song made by a fine upstanding black man.  The song is called ''The Nigga Song'' and I'm not quite sure who wrote it.  Here's the part of it I'd like to quote:
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm 100% nigga.
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm 200% nigga.
I'll make a note that he says the beginning of those two lines several times throughout the song.  Now, if a black man of such high intellectual capacity can say nigga so many times, why can't I just say it just once?  Then again I have taken the liberty of mentioning nigger in this blog quite a few times out of quoted context, but that doesn't mean anyone's going to agree with it.  I just don't care enough to censor myself by using the phrase ''The N word'' or even just ''N''.  It seems stupid to me.  You're very clearly alluding to it, and it seems wrong to make another person say it mentally while sparing yourself of looking racist.  But, as I've said many a time in the past, everyone's racist.  Even if I haven't said it in this blog yet, I've said it many a time in real life, and in other blogs for that matter.  I think the whole idea of racism is obsolete, and I'm hoping the rest of the world will follow in my footsteps.  Then again, that wouldn't be any fun, as no one else would be able to complain about anti-racism.  So, I'll leave it alone for now.

People

I'll never understand why people upload videos of their extremely personal lives onto video sharing websites.  It just doesn't make sense to me.  If you get made fun of in real life for doing the things you do, why publish it to have whatever remains of your sanity to be decimated by the entire world?  People will never make sense to me any more.  Especially since most of these videos are just people whining about their parents not paying attention to them or something of the sort.  I didn't have parents growing up, and I'm not whining about it.  That sentence may seem like it, but I'm using it as a reference as I know no one else who grew up without parents.  Now that I've cleared that up, I'd like to say that no one likes a whiny bitch.  That means no one.  Except for those douche-bag guys who want an easy target.  If you enjoy fitting that criteria of men, be my guest and continue while I laugh at you and your twelve bastard children.  If you don't, then fix it.  I'm also extremely sick of these girls who come whining to me after they get fucked and then their guy's mom just doesn't want them seeing each other coming to me and whining about it.  Especially if they fit the above description.  Ninety percent of the time women set themselves up for this because they date the same kinds of men and expect different results.  It's stupid, if you ask me.  I think I'll burst if I continue on this path to nowhere, so I'll kindly take my leave now.

Discrimination

When you think about it, almost everything in the world does it.  Hell, even the standard QWERTY keyboard does it.  Think about it, you're always using more keys on the right hand side of the keyboard than the left, aren't you?  At least most of the time.  We make just about everything to conform to the normalities of the majority rather than the minority to increase total happiness.  Even though that isn't necessarily a good thing.  Just because on person is happy enough to make up for the rest of us doesn't mean it's necessarily good.  It may be good for that one person, but not for anyone else.  The one happiest person would also have to be an extreme dick when you think about it.  Who could be so happy when everyone else around him is so sad?  It wouldn't make sense to me.  Personally, I'd feel at least a little shitty that everyone else around me is miserable.  Especially if the whole reason they're miserable is to make me happy.  But, back on topic.  I'm also extremely sick and tired of black people who play the race card nowadays.  I think we've outgrown that whole idea.  When you think about it, in the areas where black people play it the most they have it better than any other race.  This is because in what ever they're doing, if they don't get tip-top service they threaten to sue them for being racially insensitive.  I've seen it happen.  I'm not pinning this on all of the black people out there, just the ones who will seriously pull the race card in order to get special treatment.  I've actually known people who've hired black people who are illiterate and, more importantly, ass holes just because they were afraid of the race card being pulled.  People nowadays believe anything they're told by a high number of people, so the company's afraid if they don't hire one ass hole black then people will start boycotting them.  This is one of the best examples I can come up with to say why our society is downgrading so quickly.