Wednesday, May 30, 2012

The Downfall of Comedy

Did anyone else notice that happening?  We don't have too many good comedians left any more.  It's all people who essentially ride their sexuality or their race to get famous and get a couple of chuckles.  It's pathetic, if you ask me.  Then there's one comedian who got his own show and ONLY shows other people's videos on his show.  Anyone else see something wrong with this?  A lack of original content doesn't impress me at all.  Especially when the content you're using are mainly nut-shots and puking.  It's pathetic, in all honesty.  Then again, most people don't care about what they watch.  After the writer's strike shows started going down hill because the shows realized people would watch anything.  Didn't matter how good the scripting was, they'd watch it.  Which is probably where this all started.  I just want the good old comedians back.  You know, the hostile ones like George Carlin, Dennis Leary, and Richard Pryor.  The really good ones.  I just want to turn on a comedy channel and not see some guy pretending to be gay to get a few laughs, or a Mexican trying to get some chuckles by acting Mexican.  I just want a legitimately good comedian.  Is that really too much to ask for?

Monday, May 28, 2012

E-Readers

Why are people so against them?  I don't understand it.  I've had my kindle for months and I've read somewhere around 20 books on it.  Each book cost me $0.10 USD.  I've downloaded 56 to read.  They cost ten cents because of the download fee on the shop I use.  They were free other than that.  The average of that is $1.87 per book, counting the reader's actual cost of $99.00.  The readers may cost a lot, but they save you money in the long run.  Especially if you pirate, which I've only done on books I own hard copies of.  This isn't illegal as far as I know.  I can understand people liking having a hard copy, but there's nothing really wrong with having an e-reader.  Another thing I like about having them:  If a book falls in water, you need to buy a whole new copy, but with an e-reader (at least the one I have) you can go to the store and re-download it for free and read it on your computer.  I really enjoy that.  It's kind of like having an insurance policy on your books.  And if you want a new e-reader, the price on the books won't go up too much higher.  That's all I really have to say on this topic since it isn't too expansive, but I thought I should post about it because I'm apparently the oddball out on this.  Well, I hope you guys try your best to have a decent day.  See you on Wednesday!

Friday, May 25, 2012

Superficial Beauty

I've noticed something with girls lately.  Well, I've noticed it for a while, but that's beside the point.  What I've noticed was that they all think they're ugly.  Most of them aren't.  Then again, I have a theory about why they do this.  It's because they want to play the 'damsel in distress' act.  It's true for all girls.  I don't truly think a girl started off a self-esteem issue with other people saying she was ugly as no one ever tells anyone they're ugly any more.  They might say they have a 'severe appearance deficit', but they're not ugly nowadays.  I think it all started when they were young.  They saw all these girls in movies that did this, and they got a good boyfriend, so they started doing it.  The problem is, though, that they started to believe it.  The females you see that usually have the 'I'm beautiful' attitude are the ones who don't look as good as anyone else.  Ever notice that?  It's true.  Especially with fat black women.  They think they're the sexiest things on the planet.  That's why they're so fun to hang around with.  But to end this blog, I'll say this.  Girls, get over yourselves.  The 'low self-esteem' trick only works on guys who don't want to be with you for your personality, anyway.  This is because your personality, if you can call it that, is stupid.  It doesn't attract the kind of guys you all say you want, yet you never pay mind to until you've already been pregnant with three or four kids with four or five different guys.  Hyperbole is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The News

What happened to the news?  It used to be a viable source of information as to how the world's doing.  Now it's just a place to figure out what's happening in celebrities lives.  I went on Yahoo to find a good thing in the news to write about.  I kid you not, the front story was ''Justin Bieber asks a lucky girl on a date.''  Since when is this news?  Who cares who some random boy-band type celebrity asked someone on a date?  Doesn't he already have a girl he impregnated?  It's stupid in my opinion.  There's no point in writing this crap for everyone to see.  Another thing is when they report on a famous person's drug problems.  That's their problem, not mine.  Let 'em burn down a tree while they're smoking crack like that swimsuit model.  Just make sure they're still in there while it's burning.  Another headline in the news was some school that made a typo.  Instead of ''Public'' they typed ''Pubic''.  Now, I don't personally care, nor do I find it funny.  This is just a simple error that someone made because they're humans.  People make mistakes every day, it's not uncommon at all.  I don't know, I guess I'm the odd ball out when I find these things strange or stupid.  Who knows, maybe none of us are normal.  Maybe we're all just completely crazy to everyone else around us, just like everyone else.  I don't know, but I know I don't have anything else to say related to the dumb-ass news, so I'll say my goodbye to you all.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Gay marriage.

Now, this is a bit of a controversial topic, so I'm going to be blunt with it to the point of offending all of you.  I'm going to start this one off saying I don't care what you do in bed, just keep it away from my ears.  I don't want to hear about your sex life.  Be you homosexual, heterosexual, pansexual, polysexual, or zoosexual, keep it out of my mind.  I don't give a fuck.  But, I can't help thinking that the gays of this country will become a lot like the blacks.  Now, what do I mean by this, you ask?  Well, back when the slaves were still slaves, they wanted to learn.  They wanted to so much as to do it in private, knowing full well they might get killed for it.  Nowadays, most of the black people you see are idiots.  They have every right to learn, and these ancestors they don't shut up about fought for that right.  What are they doing with it now?  Nothing at all.  Did you notice that?  Most of the black people in this country barely get out of high school and never see a college classroom.  I know this isn't always the case, but it's the majority.  The gay people may turn out the same, who knows?  I mean, most straight couples don't even get married nowadays, and if they do it ends a few months or years later because they can't handle being committed.  So you wind up with a bunch of single welfare moms and dads looking to make a quick buck without working for it.  Now, some of them do work for it.  Hell, some of them don't even ask for welfare or food stamps.  I'm proud of these people.  They show will power.  They should be given a piece of cake or other sugary item of their choosing.  But, back on topic here.  Due to human nature, we always want more than what we have.  I can understand the marriage thing because, if you're not married, you have no legal rights to anything involving their death.  I know someone who got barred from his boyfriend of thirty years' funeral.  He couldn't go in because the parents of the boyfriend didn't like him.  But, oh well.  I still think marriage sucks in every way thinkable.  Most people just get married to get married.  Others get married to rich guys to steal their money when they divorce.  Why do you think the prenuptial agreement was made?  So, my whole thought on gay marriage is that it's going to go good for a couple years, then when the next few generations of homosexuals are going to come in, they're going to muck it up somehow.  But, what can I say, they're only human.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Monogamy and apologies

Okay, another rant blog.  Why don't you people realize that humans aren't monogamous?  It's kind of obvious we aren't.  I mean, sure, some of us do stay with one person and never cheat, yada yada, but we don't only think of one person.  No one does, it's just a fact.  Personally, I just want to be my girl's first and last.  I believe that as long as they're coming home to you at night, there's nothing wrong.  We're not wolves, we don't mate with only one person in our lives for the most part.  Some of us do, but that's probably why the economy is so bad off.  I do enjoy when a girl's loyal, though.  Not only does it make her a bit more trust-able, but it also stabilizes the economy.  If there's another child brought into this world, think of all the money they'll spend.  Then again, I'll be supporting it, so whatever.  But it's these single parents that just leech off of welfare for a living that really keep the economy in the hole.  Think about it, you've got a single parent who isn't looking for a job, isn't paying taxes, and leeching off a few hundred bucks a month.  Think of what the government could have done with that few hundred, plus what they'd pay in taxes if they weren't on welfare.  I don't know, it just pisses me off to think about this kind of stuff.

Also, you may be wondering where the 'apologies' section of the title came from, if anyone is reading this.  Well, a lot of drama has been stirring up and I haven't had much Internet access thanks to it.  I can't exactly pump out three month's worth of blogs in the twenty minutes I've had the Internet, so yeah.  Sorry about that one, but I'm back in a stable place, so it's all good!  I hope...  Nah, just kidding, it's ALL good in the neighbourhood.  See you guys next time.