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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Hardcore Parkour

Am I the only person sick of seeing ''parkour'' being thrown around any time a custom map or a game has anything involving jumping and possibly dying?  That's not parkour, that's platforming.  Last I checked there were only a few games that actually involved parkour.  There's one MMO parkour game that I know of called FreeJack, and another single-player story based game called Mirror's Edge.  I've only played those two, so I'm not sure about others, but it's fucking annoying to hear people call platforming parkour.  Parkour is getting from A to B as quickly as you can without wasting energy.  Platforming is jumping between platforms.  Period.  Fuck.  You.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Pop Punk.

To my knowledge, this is an oxymoron.  I've always thought that punk was supposed to be underground, and pop means it's popular.  That may have been stating the obvious, but I feel the need to, as we're apparently too stupid to realize that punk is functionally incapable of being pop.  Punk is supposed to be against everything mainstream, not be mainstream.  It may seem like I'm dragging this on, but fuck, that's one of the biggest oxymora I can think of.  The only one that's music related I can think of is soft rock.  Rock is supposed to be hard, that's why they called it rock in the first place.  Metal is supposed to be a harder form of rock, as it is in a real-world context.  Hard rock and soft rock don't exist.  There is Rock, there is Metal, and there's pussy music.  Most of you people listen to the latter of that group.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Adult Language

Over the years I've noticed that there are words that are considered adult language.  Now I'm curious as to why they're considered to be for adults when we condemn those adults who use them.  If adults can't use them since they'd be considered immature if they did, why shouldn't children be able to use them?  Aren't children known for being immature?  If so, then why can't they use language made for immature adults?  I'm confused on this one.  I mean, I would be considered immature if I said fuck every now and again, but I'd be punished as a child if I said the same thing at the same rate.  I don't understand the logic behind that.  That coupled with the fact that most adults want to be kids again really boggles me.  If they want to be kids you'd assume they'd be using immature language more often than they do now.  But they don't.  They condemn the people who use it as immature, and I don't see why they would.  Contradictory and possibly hypocritical, if you ask me.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Women's Strength

I'm sick of these posts popping up everywhere.  I'm sure I can't be the only one.  The posts about how strong women are because they wear heels, can carry a baby, etcetera, etcetera.  I'm sorry if I can't carry a baby, but I can wear high heels.  I choose not to because I think it's stupid for anyone to wear them.  They're badly designed most of the time and fuck your feet up miserably.  Then they say that they're strong because they can burn their foreheads with curling/straightening irons and not give it a second thought.  Again, this strength is caused by superficial bullshit that shouldn't be done in the first place.  Half the women spend three hours straightening their hair because they don't want it curly, and the other half curl it because they don't want it straight.  Why should we bother doing this?  Both hairstyles are equally good looking in today's society, so why even bother picking?  Then there's the make-up deal, which is even worse.  They regularly spend money on things to make themselves look 'prettier' when they don't even have to bother.  Poor women buy these things, at that, which is even worse.  But, even worse than that whole shit storm is when they say they can cry themselves to sleep and then pretend it didn't happen.  Why should this be used to state strength?  Hasn't crying been used to show weakness since the beginning of recorded history?  Granted, the recovery is more important than the mistake, but still.  We shouldn't allow this to be thrown around since men can do it to.  Some of us do, at that.  Most of us just realize about thirty seconds in that we can just as easily do something more productive with our time than cry.  Why should women be awarded for this while men are frowned upon for it?  Then again, it could be some sort of revenge, since men are allowed to fuck anything that walks and be considered a king, while if women do it they're considered a slut.  I frown upon both equally, though.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Addiction

I'll never understand why rehab is so popular nowadays.  The only thing they do there is limit your consumption of your poison of choice until you're fully off of it.  To my way of thinking, anyone with a good mind should be able to do that on their own.  I mean, it's just weaning, which isn't really worth the money if you ask me.  Anything you can do yourself shouldn't really be paid for.  Especially on something that you'd otherwise be saving money on.  Being addicted to something and then weaning yourself off would save you money in the long run, so why pay someone to help you with it?  I understand that most people can't because they're too weak, but we're enabling worse behaviour by supporting people with weak minds.  It's sort of like the welfare issue that I love to bitch about so much.  We're supporting the wrong types of people.  And I understand that addiction is a difficult thing to overcome solo, but people used to do it all the time.  So why can't we do it now?  I'm confused.

Friday, September 14, 2012

People are Strange.

They had a story on my local news today about a man who went around kissing random people.  He wound up getting charged for assault.  What I don't understand is why he got charged for assault.  I've always thought that assault was a more serious thing.  You know, like rape, beating the shit out of people, and other things of that nature.  There are some people who would love to get kissed randomly on the street.  By anyone, for that matter.  I just don't understand why some people would get so offended by that sort of thing.  It's not like it would cause any sort of psychological trauma on anyone who doesn't already have some form of history of such trauma.  The only people it would really affect are people who were more sheltered growing up than I was, which is saying something.  This country is becoming a place of complete intolerance for anything that can even be remotely related to sex.  Which is just about everything in my mind.  You can relate anything to sex with less than six links between the two.  But good lord, people will always be strange.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Cloning

Now, as we all know cloning replicates your DNA perfectly into another living being.  It doesn't copy the consciousness, though.  The conscious of both beings will remain separate for the entire time they're living.  No matter how hard you try, their memories will be completely different.  If the clone decides it's a good idea to stick his head out of a car going 50 MPH and let his head ping off a light post, then he will have that memory.  If he survives, that is.  The non-cloned individual may have the memory of the clone doing it, but he won't have the same perspective on it that the clone has.  Even if you're participating in the same event both people will have different perspectives of it.  If you both go to the same fair at the same exact time, you'll both see it differently.  Now, having said all of this, this should answer this age-old question.  If you have sex with your clone, is it masturbation or gay sex?  At this point the answer should be obvious.  It's gay sex.  It can't be masturbation as the definition of masturbation states that the same entity must be rubbing its own private areas.  I hope that cleared up the suspicion for most of you men out there that you can have sex with your clone and not be considered gay.  Now I just have to apply logic to whether or not sticking your own dick inside your ass hole is gay sex or masturbation.  I'm assuming masturbation, but I'll give it a little more thought before saying that's a fact.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Phrases

Now, before I start the actual topic, I'd like to say that I come from a pretty unintelligent area.  Very few people here can pronounce any words correctly.  Now, having said this, most of my problems understanding some phrases were due to incorrect pronunciation.  I didn't even know what the phrase ''once in a while'' meant until I realized it wasn't ''once in a wow.''  The mispronunciations were just that bad.  I'd now like to move on to other phrases that don't make sense to me.  A good example of this is ''brain fart.''  At least when it's used with its proper definition.  Its proper definition is when you can't think of an idea.  Not even a bad one.  I think it should mean when you can only think of bad ideas.  Then again, most people have that quite often.  In the sense they use brain fart they should be using mental block.  Mental block makes sense to me.  It means your mind has been blocked from forming any thoughts.  Now, if my definition of brain fart becomes vocalized, it's called diarrhea of the mouth.  I'm not sure about you, but all of this concern about the shared lower anatomy of the human species disturbs me a bit.  I mean, most of our society is disturbed by nasty things, so why do we have such an obsession with such things?  Granted, I don't find them nasty, but most people do.  I'll never understand why we have such an obsession with things we find so disgusting.  Then again, it could explain the two girls one cup phenomena.  If you don't think about it too much, that is.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Topless Rights for None!

Fuck the shit that's been going around about ''Topless Rights for All!''  As far as I'm concerned no one should be going around topless.  No one does it except for the people lacking in intellect if you haven't noticed, and since those are the people whom I think shouldn't be allowed into the voting booth every fourth November, I don't think they should be walking around.  Much less topless.  That and it just seems like they want to show off their so-called abs.  I don't think this is attractive to anyone any more and should be stopped immediately.  These are the same people who whine when it gets lower than eighty degrees, also.  They say it's too cold.  Maybe if they wouldn't walk around all year with their shirt off like the moron they are it wouldn't feel as cold.  Hell, some of them even walk outside without a shirt mid-winter just so they can complain about how cold it is.  I'll never understand this, honestly.  Why would people intentionally do something they know will make them uncomfortable and then feel the need to bitch about it?  Seems fairly useless to me.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Jesus

I'd like to say something about organized religions.  They haven't made sense to me in years.  The reason could be that I grew up in a religion that believed in Jesus.  Now, if you're wondering why that would lead an entire set of religions to confuse me, here's why.  That whole Jesus Messiah Son of God fable is a way for people to pass the punishments of what they have done on someone else.  If you accept Jesus as your lord and saviour you're going to get into heaven.  I find that fairly immoral.  Passing the punishment for your own wrong doings onto someone else while you still get the bonus of doing it?  Why can't we do that in real life?  It seems like it would really help a lot of us out.  Then again, it wouldn't really help out the people who don't deserve to be in jail.  The ones who are just out living their daily lives and get mugged, raped, etcetera.  They would get really screwed over because the people who should be in jail for serious shit would be out roaming around repeatedly doing the thing they should be in jail for.  Sounds like fun to me.  It would make life a lot more exciting.  But, to the real downside of this whole Jesus belief.  If someone were a good person.  You know, just did minor sins like lying, taking the lord's name in vain, things of that nature.  The things that really don't harm anyone else.  If they hadn't accepted Jesus as their lord and saviour, they would go to hell.  Seems kind of fucked up to me.  The good person who never gave grief to anyone else gets a life sentence of ass rape, while the guy with 300 confirmed kills gets an express ticket into heaven.  I don't know about you folks, but that seems kind of illogical to me.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Intelligence.

Most of us have noticed by now that intelligence as a whole is spiralling downward for quite a time now.  It's not that our species is getting dumber for no good reason, it's because we hate our young people having to suffer actual consequences.  Because of this we've made almost everything easier to deal with, especially school.  The passing grades are being lowered every year or so.  Another good reason that this intellectual decline has been going on is because most of the smarter people are waiting for the economy to get better, while the really stupid ones are fucking anything that walks.  That causes more children to be born through stupid parents who teach their children nothing but how to live off of the system.  End welfare, and this would be gone.  I mean, without welfare these stupid parents wouldn't  have a reason to have thirty kids.  They'd have a reason to not even have one, when you think about it.  I mean, without welfare and food stamps they'd be forced to work to pay for themselves.  That seems like a horrifying reality to those people, but an amazing one to anyone else.  I personally enjoy the idea because it involves lazy people from a first world country suffering over minor things.  I've always loved that.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Racism


I know I've touched on this subject by now and, more accurately, how I find it to be bullshit.  I mean, blacks can say nigger whenever they damn well want, why should whites be able to do the same?  That's the racism in that statement.  Excluding a race from doing a certain thing simply because of their race.  And, just to prove how often blacks use the word, I'm going to quote one poetry filled song made by a fine upstanding black man.  The song is called ''The Nigga Song'' and I'm not quite sure who wrote it.  Here's the part of it I'd like to quote:
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm 100% nigga.
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm 200% nigga.
I'll make a note that he says the beginning of those two lines several times throughout the song.  Now, if a black man of such high intellectual capacity can say nigga so many times, why can't I just say it just once?  Then again I have taken the liberty of mentioning nigger in this blog quite a few times out of quoted context, but that doesn't mean anyone's going to agree with it.  I just don't care enough to censor myself by using the phrase ''The N word'' or even just ''N''.  It seems stupid to me.  You're very clearly alluding to it, and it seems wrong to make another person say it mentally while sparing yourself of looking racist.  But, as I've said many a time in the past, everyone's racist.  Even if I haven't said it in this blog yet, I've said it many a time in real life, and in other blogs for that matter.  I think the whole idea of racism is obsolete, and I'm hoping the rest of the world will follow in my footsteps.  Then again, that wouldn't be any fun, as no one else would be able to complain about anti-racism.  So, I'll leave it alone for now.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

People

I'll never understand why people upload videos of their extremely personal lives onto video sharing websites.  It just doesn't make sense to me.  If you get made fun of in real life for doing the things you do, why publish it to have whatever remains of your sanity to be decimated by the entire world?  People will never make sense to me any more.  Especially since most of these videos are just people whining about their parents not paying attention to them or something of the sort.  I didn't have parents growing up, and I'm not whining about it.  That sentence may seem like it, but I'm using it as a reference as I know no one else who grew up without parents.  Now that I've cleared that up, I'd like to say that no one likes a whiny bitch.  That means no one.  Except for those douche-bag guys who want an easy target.  If you enjoy fitting that criteria of men, be my guest and continue while I laugh at you and your twelve bastard children.  If you don't, then fix it.  I'm also extremely sick of these girls who come whining to me after they get fucked and then their guy's mom just doesn't want them seeing each other coming to me and whining about it.  Especially if they fit the above description.  Ninety percent of the time women set themselves up for this because they date the same kinds of men and expect different results.  It's stupid, if you ask me.  I think I'll burst if I continue on this path to nowhere, so I'll kindly take my leave now.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Discrimination

When you think about it, almost everything in the world does it.  Hell, even the standard QWERTY keyboard does it.  Think about it, you're always using more keys on the right hand side of the keyboard than the left, aren't you?  At least most of the time.  We make just about everything to conform to the normalities of the majority rather than the minority to increase total happiness.  Even though that isn't necessarily a good thing.  Just because on person is happy enough to make up for the rest of us doesn't mean it's necessarily good.  It may be good for that one person, but not for anyone else.  The one happiest person would also have to be an extreme dick when you think about it.  Who could be so happy when everyone else around him is so sad?  It wouldn't make sense to me.  Personally, I'd feel at least a little shitty that everyone else around me is miserable.  Especially if the whole reason they're miserable is to make me happy.  But, back on topic.  I'm also extremely sick and tired of black people who play the race card nowadays.  I think we've outgrown that whole idea.  When you think about it, in the areas where black people play it the most they have it better than any other race.  This is because in what ever they're doing, if they don't get tip-top service they threaten to sue them for being racially insensitive.  I've seen it happen.  I'm not pinning this on all of the black people out there, just the ones who will seriously pull the race card in order to get special treatment.  I've actually known people who've hired black people who are illiterate and, more importantly, ass holes just because they were afraid of the race card being pulled.  People nowadays believe anything they're told by a high number of people, so the company's afraid if they don't hire one ass hole black then people will start boycotting them.  This is one of the best examples I can come up with to say why our society is downgrading so quickly.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Parties

Political ones, to be precise.  I think they're a load of horse shit.  They've caused us to go from a state of wanting to do something good for the country to wanting our team to win, which isn't a good thing.  Most people don't realize that if they don't like a certain candidate they can switch parties and not tell anyone.  They feel that the presidential, and other, elections are sporting events in which they are active team members of, and thanks to this they want to be in the team that has the best chance to win so they can tell their Democratic neighbours to suck it and die in a hole.  Their decisions and reactions are most similar to American football events rather than actual important things.  I find this a bit sad.  Not much, but a bit.  I personally believe that if you're willing to make a decision in relation to a problem without hearing the actual problem there is something very wrong with you.  This ties in very well with religion, as religious folks tend to lean towards that form of decision making.  This really limits the amount of critical thinking done by the general public, which is a good thing to the eyes of politicians.  Just to point this out, it's really a bad thing.  I know that quite a few people agree with a politician on everything, so I feel the need to point this simple fact out to those sorry people.  Some people will be in a constant state of needing to learn how to make their own decisions, which is okay with me.  I don't really care how the presidential elections turn out, as long as I get to keep my internet, my food, and my drinks.  Oh, and my clothes.  Those will probably be gone with the right politician in office.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Another Venture into the Big World

I personally think we should start temporarily fixing babies from birth and not undo it until they can prove themselves to be worthy people in society.  Mainly to stop this bitching about teen pregnancies.  If you really think about it the people who're having all of these babies are people who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce in the first place.  The third generation welfare recipients.  These people will most likely amount to nothing in the long run and shouldn't be allowed to pass on their fucked up DNA for one more generation.  Stop the infection before it's too late.  Then again, when you think about it, it's already too late.  More of our citizens are complete morons than even decently intellectual people.  I've nothing against street musicians nor McDonalds workers since they're actually working.  If you think the former instance isn't, then you think none of your favourite musicians are.  They're doing the same thing, just reversed.  Rather than charging you to listen, they're asking for pay if you like them.  I think that's more respectable, in a way.  But back onto our gene pool which should either have chlorine or an immortal life guard, I personally think if we did the fixing for one generation our population would show some positive increases.  Maybe not in number, which is all the government is really worried about, but in intellectuality.  We would have more intelligent people who're working for their money and less idiots who're feeding from the system.  Seems like a good trade to me.  Ending welfare on good terms and, hopefully, causing the rest of us to pay less in taxes.  Then again, we'll probably pay the same amount, but it'll be going somewhere else that's useless.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Flash Wars

What happened to those?  Wasn't the main argument against iPhone the fact that it doesn't support flash?  I haven't heard anything about mobile flash in about a year.  They've stopped working on it and apparently no one cares.  I'm starting to think the reason people were so against it was because they just hated Apple.  They had a good reason, regardless.  Computers being over-priced, and Apple essentially cornering the market on MP3 players allowing them to charge whatever the hell they wanted for them.  Combined with the fact that many news media have outed Jobs as an out-right dick.  But I won't go into that much farther.  It's sort of like the arguments about many things involving Apple V Microsoft.  For example, the fact that Macs can't naturally support online games, which, let's face it, is the only reason people even buy computers now.  If it's not an MMO, it's a pyramid scheme hiding facebook game.  Macs are okay in their place, I suppose.  Then again, the only place I've ever seen them is in a Starbucks hiding some conceited asshole's face.  But, back to the original flash wars, they did seem a bit useless and mindless.  When you get right down to it, who cares about portable flash?  Who ever really did?

Friday, August 17, 2012

PARENTS EVERYWHERE, HEED MY CALL!

Putting your kids on birth control isn't giving them a way to have safe sex, it's giving them a way to have sex without the consequences that will be thrown on them and, mostly, you.  You have to understand that it's your own fear of having to raise your child's child that's making you do this.  If you really don't want your kids to have sex go protest and attempt to make it where you have to be eighteen, and show ID, to buy birth control.  That includes condoms.  Especially condoms.  I'd say that it's for rape reasons, but what rapist wears a condom?  They don't.  It's more understandable if you live in a bad neighbourhood where rape is common and you want your kid to not get pregnant from that.  That's an actual excuse.  Just not wanting your kid to go out and have sex with anything that moves and get pregnant from it is not an excuse.  So is your kid's period being unbearably painful, which I know happens.  If your kid doesn't have either of those, they shouldn't be within 50 feet of any little blue pills.  Another fear you people have is of your kids suffering consequences for anything.  Keeping your children in a protective bubble where consequences don't exists is bad for their mental health.  It's just like those sporting events where the losing team gets a trophy for showing up.  It doesn't happen in the real world, don't keep them in a fantasy.  Then again, I guess the whole Santa myth and other similar stories allowed these little false worlds shine through without much question, but we should keep religion and sex separate.  Most religions don't support it unless you're married in the first place, and sharing the fantasy attitude with religion is combining them in some, very loose, way.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

First Day Nerves

I'm sorry if I make a lot of typos in this particular post, but I'm undergoing first day nerves.  Not sure why, as I've been out of school for almost a year now and I think my subconscious should finally wake up and realize I'm not in school any more.  Has anyone else undergone this?  It's kind of odd for me.  Then again, it is also odd to say that I'm legally an adult.  I'd never really expected to make it this far.  I guess I sort of expected to die before now.  Then again, I'm not really complaining.  Isn't the whole point of life to stay alive?  Well, that and a few other things.  But, as some of you probably know, I dropped out of school.  That is, if you've read my previous posts.  But, back on topic.  I got kind of sick of dealing with the scare tactics of school.  I've got clinical paranoia and I'd rather not add ''fear of being held back'' to my list of things to worry about.  It's not the best thing in the world to add to that particular list.  But, back to the original topic of first day chills, has anyone else gotten these?  I'd like to know what happens to my fellow citizens of the little world.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Another post about homosexuality... Joy.

I'm getting sick of this topic, but it's what's big.  Now, regarding the whole fast food chain ordeal where they opposed gay rights, why do you people care so much?  Also, one thing I noticed was that the same people who were saying it was the cookie's choice to say it's okay to be gay are now saying that the chicken place is an abomination.  Seems kind of odd, don't you think?  The same people who said ''It's their choice!'' are now saying the exact opposite now that it doesn't benefit their interests.  Personally, I applaud the chicken place for saying being gay isn't okay.  I feel that since they actually stuck with their beliefs, unlike a good portion of Catholics and Christians out there, they should be respected.  And yes, they are a Christian restaurant.  There's a reason they're closed on Sundays, people.  I don't really care what happens on this.  I don't really see the point in getting married in the first place.  This whole ordeal is just a case of humans wanting what they don't have.  Just like everything else.  Humans currently have a very strong sense of rebellion in them.  They have for quite some time.  Quite possibly since the race descended from the trees.  We all want what we don't have.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Overpowered

I'd like to ask all of you gamers a question.  If something is available, effectively and efficiently, to every character that is made, then why is it overpowered?  It seems to me that if anyone can get it then it can't be overpowered.  It just doesn't make sense at all.  To me, at least.  If anyone can get it, then it seems to me that it's on just the right power level.  The one that everyone else has, too.  If they all put the same amount of work into it, then they can get that same thing.  So how can it be overpowered?  It can't be.  Overpowered is a term assigned to something where a certain class, and only that certain class, or maybe a couple of others, can obtain something that most other classes can't get.  A good example of this is on an MMO that I play.  Only two classes can effectively get to hit five times a second.  The others can't, which puts them at a severe disadvantage.  That is overpowered.  Getting nice armour that anyone can wear isn't.  It just means they've put more work into whatever it is they're playing than you have.  Don't complain if you only put two hours of work into something and don't become the most powerful person on the game or server that you're playing.  You are a weak minded individual who deserves to be banned or, preferably, shot.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

It was all a hoax!

I've been getting called a conspiracy theorist lately because I've noticed certain things about different things.  The main one is that I've noticed that a game called Slender, based on the Slenderman, is a lot like life.  In Slender, you avoid the Slenderman to grab his eight pages and then get abducted in the end anyway.  In life you avoid death to collect memories and then die anyway.  I've told a few people that and they called me a conspiracy theorist, paranoid, and other, very similar, things.  Just because someone notices a similarity between a game and life doesn't make them a conspiracy theorist, it makes them somewhat observant.  Conspiracy theorists are the people who think that NASA's moon landing, the JFK shooting, and shit like that were government schemes.  That is a true conspiracy theorist.  Also, I'd like to say that if the government did fake the moon landing, they'd have had the funding to do another one by now.  I don't care whether or not the government made it to the moon or not, it doesn't bother me.  If they want to lie to the public who actually gives a shit, be my guest.  I don't believe they didn't, I don't believe they did, I just believe that I don't really give a fuck what happened when we (possibly) landed on the moon.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Baby pictures

Have you ever looked at your baby pictures then look at your life now?  If you have I'm pretty sure you've asked yourself what happened to you.  I know I did.  It's a strange feeling when you look at your baby pictures.  Then again, you didn't have much of a choice how to dress when you were younger.  Your parents just used you as a dress-up doll that eats, shits, drinks, cries, and sleeps all day.  But looking at my old baby pictures I've noticed that I've changed a lot.  Physically, at least.  I've still got the same personality.  But, comparing myself to then, I now have long hair and I'm a lot taller.  Not much else has changed, but I also smiled a lot more back then.  Now, I'm not going to say I don't smile at all now, but it is quite a bit more rare than back then.  As with everyone, I'm sure.  But I've always wondered what ever happened to that innocent bag of skin and water.  Then I remember just what happened.  After a good ten minutes of thought I remember the Internet happened.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Why?

I've been a smoker for about a year now and I've been wondering this.  Why is it that stores in some states aren't allowed to just give match books out?  They do normally discount your cigarettes ten cents if you do buy them to cover the cost since they usually just hand them out.  I mean, how much tax can the government really collect on a match book?  But that's not my real problem with this.  My real problem with them being unable to give them out is that the homeless people can't grab one and go light their can fires to cook their food.  We have a war on homelessness and a homeless guy can't even get a match book for free.  That's kind of against what you'd expect from this, isn't it?  Such a basic thing isn't even free any more.  The excuse for this I've read was that they want to collect taxes on the match books.  Seven percent of ten cents is $0.007, which isn't even a penny.  And now with most people smoking cigarettes rather than cigars they don't even use matches, they use lighters since taste doesn't really matter on a cigarette.  I'll always view this species with wonder, I swear...

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Electricity is the future!... Maybe.

So, I got an electronic cigarette in the mail today.  Since everyone seemed to be jumping on the bandwagon, I decided to try it.  I must say, now that I've smoked one cigarette and then the electronic cigarette for the rest of the day, I want a normal cigarette.  All it's done for me is tease me.  That's literally it.  It's given me enough nicotine to make me want more.  It also makes my throat hurt like hell.  I don't see how you people can be so deep into these.  Considering all of the hype, I was kind of excited to finally get it.  I've tried different brands, so it isn't just this brand, either.  It's a bit annoying that they always say it has none of the negatives from smoking, but it adds in that kind of shit for me.  I'm pretty sure it does the same for other people, too.  Well, I honestly don't have much to say about any of this.

Monday, July 30, 2012

MLG Pro... Yo.

Am I the only person who thinks it's really stupid when I see people on the news or similar social media where some gamer did something stupid with his own life?  There have been multiple cases of this, most notably with the game World of Blarcraft.  You should all know what I'm talking about when I say that people who play this game, for the most part, are more addicted to it than a heroine junky.  Some people have gone so far as to kill themselves over an in-game death.  May I stress that these are pixels on a screen that you're killing yourself over?  Granted, that does mean there are a few less idiots roaming around, but still.  I'm a gamer and it makes us all look bad when one person does stupid stuff like this.  There are people who do other not quite as stupid things, as well.  Spending tons of real money on in-game items is one thing.  They had some guy who paid around 4 grand on an account, and then got banned after logging in once or twice.  That's over five hundred hours of minimum wage for a few minutes of in-game glory.  There are more examples from trading card games, as well, but those aren't quite as bad since you have to physically interact with people to take any use in buying that thousand dollar card you just bought.  So, it's not quite as bad.  Still pretty bad, but it's a low number.  Then there are people on other games, usually free to play, who spend thousands of dollars hitting the max level with amazing gear just to find out they don't know how to take a step forward on the damn game.  That's like paying your way to the top of the Microhard corporate ladder and then finding out you can't even make a table in HTML.  People like this just piss me off to no end and deserve to be chained down to a chair while they watch their character that they spend 5 grand on get deleted, or their card get the bend test done on it a little too hard.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Squirrel!

In my constant pursuit to find things to bitch about in this society, the one thing that comes up more than any other is Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).  Now, I do believe it exists, but I don't believe that there are as many people who have it as are stated.  Your kid being hyper and unfocussed isn't necessarily ADD.  It could just mean you're a bad parent, and most of the time it does.  Or it could just mean he's a perfectly normal child and you're an idiot, which it is a lot of the time.  Just because your kid likes to climb trees, jump around, and generally annoy you it doesn't mean there's anything mentally wrong with them.  It usually means the opposite.  Kids thrive on attention, it's a well-known fact.  They love getting attention, and if they can only get it by being a ''bad'' kid then god damn it, they'll be a bad kid.  If you never give your kid attention for the good things he does, he'll never do them.  I'm being redundantly redundant in this post because I'm trying to drill this into your heads.  They don't have the mental capacity to realize that if you don't get attention it's because you're doing good.  They don't realize not being punished is better than being punished until they're actually punished.  They can't look ahead as well as we can, so they don't realize that ''Hey, if I cut my mom's pinkie toe off, I might get in some serious trouble!''  They see it as ''Hey, if I cut my mommy's big toe off she'll pay attention to me for once in my life!''  See the dilemma?  Give your kid a hug now and again, it'll probably save you on drugs now, and therapy later on in life.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Ignorance

Okay, so I made a comment the other day about how I hate seeing all of the black guys around the ghetto wasting their natural talent as human beings and I got some shit for it.  They pointed out that, in so many words, white people do the same thing and then called me ignorant.  I'd like to point out that they singled out an entire race, as well.  What I'd also like to point out is that blacks gave us some of the best music I've ever heard.  They basically founded jazz, which rock and roll wouldn't exist if it weren't for.  They also gave us, most notably, the air conditioner and fifty uses for the peanut.  Including my favourite snack peanut butter.  Now, I'd also like to point out that the same person called me an idiot for a good hour straight because I dropped out of high school.  I'm sorry, but that's some bull as well, but I won't go too deep into that.  But I will say that it's pretty closed minded to call someone stupid simply because they didn't finish school.  Especially when you apparently don't know the English language better than your common four year old.  The really interesting thing about this was that the person wouldn't even allow me to speak without bringing it up.  Sounds fun, eh?  Oh well, I guess I can end this here as from here on I'd just be repeating myself redundantly and repeatedly.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Action!

So, I'm pretty sure all of you have heard about the Batman shooting.  I'm sure most of you also know the details, so I'll focus more on a different side of it, the people's reactions.  I've heard a lot of them saying the usual ''Oh, poor them/poor families'' just like the rest of them have, so I won't focus on that part of it.  I saw someone I know on facebook and had a bit of respect for saying that it's Hollywood's fault that this happened.  I personally think this is complete bullshit.  I've been playing violent video games since I was young.  I played Steal a Bunch of Cars from age nine.  I haven't shot up a GameFlop yet, have I?  No, I haven't. I've been purposely killing characters on a life simulation game since I was eight, I haven't starved anyone to death, have I?  The part that saddens me more than the fact that people think like this is the sheer number of people who think like this.  If you're going to go out and kill a bunch of people because you saw a fictional character in a movie do it, you're sick in the head.  Your parents, or yourself, should have put you through therapy at a young age and kept you there.  Then again, that wouldn't do anything but get you put on some random medication that's probably a placebo anyway.  You people need to grow up and take a hammer to your third eye.  There's probably so much gunk on it that you'll need a jack hammer, though.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Pointless

It seems to be all we are nowadays.  A good example is a relatively new invention I'd seen the other day.  It was a treadmill on bicycle wheels.  You run on the treadmill part and it turns the wheels.  Why would you even want this at all?  Why not just go jogging or running?  Think about it, you'll be losing some of the energy you put onto the treadmill to heat production.  You'll go slower with this thing than you would have if you'd just be running, so why get it?  Why not just go for a good, old-fashioned run?  Seems extremely pointless and stupid to me, and I do some pretty pointless things on a regular basis.  And I always thought recumbent bicycles were a waste of space.  This species continues to amaze me with the complete and utter pointlessness of the things that come out of our brains.  It's scary.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Pyramid Schemes

Aren't they supposed to be bad?  I've been reading up on them and what they are, and I'm realizing they bear an extreme resemblance to facebook games.  They open up the game, get some people to join, the people get their friends to join and play and so on in this fashion until the games get spread like the viruses they are.  The only real difference is that there's no payment involved, just buildings.  That along with future employment of the friends they invited.  Another thing to note is that in many countries pyramid scams are illegal.  The only reason the makers of these games haven't been arrested yet is because the schemes are hidden behind a cutesy fa├žade of cartoonish graphics and child-like game play.  Oh, and because they offer you the option of paying tons, and I do mean tons, of real money if you don't want to suck your friends into the wildfire that is the facebook game.  I've seen the price tag on a lot of these, and it's obscene.  Hundreds and hundreds of dollars which could be spent on a number of other things.  You could buy an unbelievable amount of other games that are just about the exact same in game play, without the added burden of energy and other moronic resources that run out every thirteen minutes or so.  But I guess there's nothing any of us can do about it.  As long as there are cute things to keep middle-aged men and women glued to their computer screens getting subjected to forced advertisements that keep their game's makers money, then they're going to keep getting punched out.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Stolen

I'll never understand the point in stealing other people's material.  I can understand emulating the style, but straight out stealing the material is kind of stupid, don't you think?  Comedy is supposed to be drawn from the little world and the big world, not from another comedian.  And I know that there's nothing left to say that's truly original.  Every idea's been said before in one way or another.  Even the most random thing you can think of has been said with the same idea behind it.  New inventions?  Complete and utter nonsense?  My dick's shrivelled up?  All of it's been said.  Maybe not word for word of what you said, but the general idea has been said many times over.  But even with this knowledge, you should still write your own acts.  Draw from your own experiences and observations.  I'm not saying this because anyone's done this to me.  Hell, if they had I'd consider them an idiot for picking me in particular.  I'm saying it because I'm sick of hearing the same stuff over and over again.  Original content is key to keeping fans, people.  When people realize you're just stealing word for word what another comedian did, they'll leave quickly.  And chances are, they won't be coming back.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Teachers

Teachers have always been a big source of complaints amongst the masses.  Kids complain about their teachers and parents complain about their kid's teachers.  But, there are a few different points that I wish to express.  The first one is that a lot of teachers complain about their pay rates.  This makes no sense to me since most of the teachers who complain about it are the ones who don't do much to begin with.  Mainly because they don't actually like the job they've chosen.  They got into teaching because they were told it pays good money, which as we all know by now isn't true.  They may have gotten paid proportionally more in the past, but their pay has been going down.  Now, back to the teachers who complain.  They're usually the ones who don't do much in the classroom and are just, in general, glorified babysitters.  They stand up, give a lecture, pass out a worksheet, and then sit down.  They don't bother asking if the students know the material, which is part of their job description.  The ones who actually care about the students are usually the ones who are content with their careers and are fine with their own pay.  These are usually the ones who are treated truly unfairly.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

You Can be Anything... Except

Anything you want to be.  Have you ever noticed a lot of parents will tell their children ''You can be anything you want to be when you grow up!''  Then when the kid says they want to be anything that isn't a secure job, such as a musician, comedian, or the president they start limiting you.  Parents, I'd like for you to pick one.  Either they can be anything, or they can be the thing you want them to be.  When parents say that they're hoping the kid says something along the lines of a doctor or a lawyer.  Anything that has even a moderate chance of failing isn't in a kid's career choice, even if it's not hard to get into it to begin with.  Think of all the jack-offs we have in music and in comedy.  With music you only have to have a pretty face, and possibly not even that.  With make-up, auto-tune, and writers you don't have to do anything but sing.  Then they have comedy writers, too.  You don't have to do anything to get to be a celebrity nowadays.  So parents, why are you worried about your child not getting into showbiz when it's easier to get into it than to get a job at McDonalds?  You people make no sense sometimes, I swear.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Atheists

Since I've done a couple of blogs on Christians, I think it's time to do one on Atheists.  The ones who just jump on that squeaky old wagon we call band and then have to shout their grievances about God loud enough to be heard over said wagon piss everyone off.  They're the exact same as the Christians who do it.  It's annoying no matter what group of people it's supporting.  Doesn't matter if it's Buddhism, Christianity, Atheism or the Men Without Hats, it's annoying.  Just because you believe in something they feel the need to bring you down.  I have nothing against believers as long as they keep their religious belief away from my eardrums.  Another thing that pisses just about everyone off about these atheists is that they haven't read the bible.  One hundred percent of the time you meet an atheist like this they haven't read the entire bible front to back, they're just spewing hate about something for the sheer want to spew hate.  I may not announce myself to be part of any of these religions, but I do believe that, when in the right hands, religion can be a powerful and good thing.  Just as with everything else, it can be an extremely good thing.  But it has never been in the hands of a good person.  Aside the person who made the religion.  I believe after the person who founded the religion dies, it should be shut down permanently.  If someone wants to bring up a new church with the same beliefs, fine, but it should be shut down and forced to choose a new name if that's the case.  Just as one of the founding fathers believed that the constitution should be re-written every nineteen years, I believe that religions should be shut down after their makers are dead.  This does include atheism, by the way.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Online Game Botting

Now, I'm not here to whine about the botters.  I'm here to bitch about the people who whine about botters.  It makes no sense, honestly.  I can understand that it makes you lag, but you can just switch around to different places on the most commonly botted game and be fine.  The next biggest argument is that it ''lowers the meaning of their achievements in the game.''  If you feel it does, then you're really stupid.  Achievements are supposed to make you feel good, and just because a bunch of people got a machine to do it for them doesn't mean you doing it means any less to you.  Whenever I play a game, if I achieve something legitimately, I still feel a slight ounce of pride in what I did.  I may not brag about it, but it still feels good.  Even though one of the main games I play has been infiltrated with people who pay other people to level them up, I still feel good when I hit level sixty.  It feels like an achievement.  Just because a lot of other people are up in the hundreds, even some at the maximum level, it doesn't make it any less of an achievement to hit level sixty on a difficult character to do so on.  That's all I'm saying here, folks.  If you let other people illegitimately obtaining a certain achievement in anything make it sound like less of an achievement for you, you're worse off than I.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Homosexual Morons

Before you get all of your panties in a knot, you're not all idiots.  Just some of you.  75% of the homosexuals I know, to be precise.  It's the ones who decide to get tattoos stating that they're of the Abrahamic faiths that piss me off to no end.  The ones who get tattoos saying ''Only God can judge me.'' and things like that.  After reading most of the major faith's ''holy'' texts, I've come to the conclusion that God will judge you fairly negatively.  Now, I myself am not without sin, but I'm not running around fucking everything I see, I'm very rarely breaking any of the ten commandments, in fact.  Not because I am of any of these faiths, but because I just don't do that kind of shit.  But, back onto the topic of these morons.  Why would you be of a faith that clearly tells you to piss off?  The people of this faith are the ones who are mainly killing you guys, so why would you associate with the group that tells them to?  It seems counter-productive in my own opinion.  Then again, I could be wrong on this topic, I don't honestly know.  I just know that I wouldn't be associate with sick people if I had obsessive compulsive disorder.  I guess you can make your own choices, even though the characteristic you choose to show so bluntly is no personal choice to the majority of you.

Monday, July 2, 2012

The Aging

I'll never understand why guys like to shave their heads to make them look cooler or tougher.  Doesn't a balding head mean you're aging?  And doesn't aging mean you're going to die sooner?  Why are we still doing this?  It's confusing to me.  To my own knowledge we have a universal fear of death, so why would we want to do something that would make us look older?  I'll never understand this.  We spend so much time, effort, and money on looking younger, yet we do things to make us look older.  Why?  Just plain old why.  We go through tons and tons of make up, botox, and silicone every year, yet we try to make ourselves look older in some aspects, while shaving our crotches, legs, and arms to make ourselves look younger.  That's the only reason we do any of that, by the way.  Like I said a few days or weeks ago, we do a lot of things simply to make us look younger.  No one wants to be a pedophile, yet men want to look older and they want the women to look younger.  What does this hint at, huh?  Oh well, there's not much we can do about it, is there?

Friday, June 29, 2012

Entertainment

The entertainers today are getting worse and worse.  It all started with Elvis, when he started watering down black music to make it safe for white people.  That's all he did, folks.  Then the big pop artists started coming in and making music softer and softer.  It's annoying to think of the great music we could have today if we hadn't had all of these ''rockers'' come into the scene and water it down for the increasing amount of political correctness.  This shit has gone on far too long for my taste.  What happened to plain language?  I may not have been alive when it was around, but I sure as hell prefer it.  Especially since most of the time we're just trying to conquer racism against niggers and indians by being racist to crackers and chinks.  That's all we're trying to do, damn it.  Have you noticed that moronically incompetent niggers get jobs over decently competent anyone else?  It's annoying to think that simply because a company doesn't want to appear ''racially insensitive'' that they give a dumb ass a job over an intelligent person.  Now, I'm not saying the white guy should always get the job over the black guy.  But if the white guy scores higher than the black guy, let him have the job.  Same rule applies vice versa.  If we want true equality, let's start actually trying for it, eh?

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Flag Burning

I'll never understand what people have against it.  I honestly never will.  It's just a symbol, guys, nothing more.  Burning a flag is burning a symbol.  It's like saying nigger.  It's just offending the people most of us don't want around in the first place.  You're burning a symbol which can be bought for a few dollars at almost any store and was probably mass-produced in China or Vietnam.  Speaking of, am I the only person who finds it sad that the piece of cloth we Americans hold the closest to our hearts isn't even produced in America any more?  That piece of cloth we hold so near and dear, that our soldiers ''died for'', and which could be used to make more jobs in America isn't made in America?  Even though I personally think if you're dying for a piece of cloth then you're a fucking moron, I still think it's stupid that we can't even manufacture it in the country.  I know I'm going to get flamed for the first part of that last statement, so let me clarify this.  The soldiers did not die for the flag.  They died for the country that the flag symbolises.  If they really died for a piece of cloth that could be destroyed with scissors in less than fifteen seconds, they need to get their priorities straight.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Along Comes Mary

I'm starting to really believe that people think prayer alone will do something.  I'm assuming they pray because they don't have enough money to actually do anything, so they pray to make themselves feel better.  In a lot of these tragedies you hear people say ''Our prayers are with them.''  Then you see other people donating real money to help these people, or even going over themselves to help.  Then a couple of weeks or months later, when the disaster's cleaned up and people are getting back to their normal lives, the people who prayed said ''Oh, our prayers were answered!'' while the people who actually donated or helped didn't get any credit for anything.  Why is this?  I'm thinking it's because America, being predominantly of the Abrahamic faiths, thinks that prayer will do more than money and help will.  It won't, folks.  It really, really won't.  Money will actually help pay for the materials, and volunteering will help use those materials more efficiently and effectively.  Prayer only exists to make people feel better because they're too cheap or poor to do something.  Usually too cheap.  The people who have money, but no fame are safe here.  They don't have to do anything and no one will know they didn't.  It's like that one guy in a group of people who could have helped save a man's life, but didn't.  He had no emotional connections and no real reason to, so he didn't.  He isn't wrong for not doing it, but we all assume he is.  There is nothing morally or lawfully wrong with letting some guy get shot in the face if you had a chance to stop it.  Some people wouldn't do it because they didn't want the fame, others because they had people at home to take care of and didn't want to risk their lives, and others still because they just didn't want to risk their lives for a person they didn't know.  Just as there are people who do good things just for the fame, there are people who don't because they don't want the fame.  They hit both ends of the spectrum, and neither of them are wrong.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Cops

I've known they were corrupt, but I didn't realize they were this stupid.  They patted down a nude woman.  She was naked and they patted her down.  I want to make sure you understand this.  They used a search that is usually used to find things hidden under clothes without her having clothes.  What the hell are these people smoking?  They brought her into the station naked.  But on the ride to the station they decided to use a tart for her to sit on so she wouldn't get paint on the car.  They arrested her because they were ''unnerved'' by her taking her panties off.  Are these people gay?  Seriously, what kind of guys get unnerved by a girl taking her panties off.  I think they were just looking for a reason to touch a nude model.  This is just really stupid.  They made her sit naked in the police station for fifteen minutes completely naked.  Then they gave her clothes back.  After she got dressed they got a female officer to pat her down.  What was the use in that?  They handled her just fine when she was completely naked, but not when she had all of her clothes on?  I really think these guys are gay.  My head's starting to hurt from the stupidity, so I'll just end this hear.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Transferring the Blame

I was reading some news website and I saw an article that interested me.  After reading it I realized that the whole deal was stupid.  Some guy in his fifties managed to withdraw 1.5 million dollars USD from his bank account due to a glitch.  He wound up getting 15 years for it.  Now, this is all fine and dandy, but they said the reason he didn't get more is because the bank he withdrew said money from didn't stop him.  So it's their fault that some fifty year old jack-off withdrew 1.5 million from their bank.  I mean, I think they should have caught it and stopped it, but the blame isn't solely theirs, it's not even half their fault.  If the man showed a little restraint while withdrawing money that wasn't his and then gambling it away, we wouldn't be in this situation.  The bank didn't break the law for once, the man who took the money did.  I'll admit that it was a substantial amount of money and they should have noticed, but it still isn't the bank's fault for letting it happen.  As long as the people who had their money in the bank don't have it fucked with, though, I don't really have an issue with this.  Exploiting glitches isn't just illegal in games, people.  It's illegal in real life, too.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Games

I've noticed that most of the games I play are only focussed on making the money and not making the players at least decently happy.  There's no ''happy median''  You have to pay to play or suffer.  It sucks, honestly.  For the ''mediocre'' equipment in one game, you have to spend thousands of dollars in real life money.  To get items showing that you've maxed your skills in another you have to pay to get to the place where you can get them.  Again, real life money.  What happened to games being just for the entertainment and not for the money?  We really need to stop this, it's getting on everyone's nerves.  Everyone I know, at least.  And I know that they're doing us all a favour by making it free to play with pay to play options, but if you're going to make it a free to play game then don't make most options pay to play.  If you wanted to do that, make a trial like WoW did.  I may hate that particular game, but at least they're honest with their money-grubbing ways.  I have so much more to say, but I won't out.  Want a reason?  Because I won't.

Friday, June 15, 2012

People

People are beginning to piss me off.  Anyone else having this issue?  I mean, really, it's getting out of hand.  Girls lying, which is very common.  Old people thinking they can help with things they know nothing about, which is even more common.  I know I'll get flamed for that last sentence, but there are some old people who don't know everything.  In fact, most of them don't know anything, much less everything.  Here's an example.  My great grandmother has never smoked in her life, alright?  She told me today that the reason I smoked so much is because I smoke at night.  Everyone I know tends to smoke less at night, myself included.  I smoke one every few hours rather than every hour.  I'm not sure why, though.  But a non-smoker giving you advice on anything related to smoking is like someone who's 500 lbs giving you advice on how to lose weight.  Someone who's apparently never done what they're trying to advise you on, and even if they did, it apparently didn't work.  The worst part is that most of this general anger I have towards the human race can be prevented by using common sense, which is essentially a super power nowadays.  Can we all just pick up a book and read from time to time?  We might actually learn something if we do.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

America's Young Obsession

Did you ever notice that America is obsessed with staying young?  I mean, it isn't just us.  I don't even think it started with us, honestly.  Regardless of all of that, we've made it as big as it is.  It also sickens me.  We're getting surgeries to remove every single sign of aging while we always say ''With age comes wisdom.''  Seems kind of contradictory to me.  We're also hiding our 'wisdom' with our own nation-wide stupidity.  I'm assuming this stems from our fear of being old and dying.  It's kind of sad, really.  We all know we're all going to die, why can't we just accept it?  It's not just the surgeries and the make up any more, either.  Women have been shaving their crotches for years, now.  Almost a century, I believe.  And now even guys are doing it.  Guys are shaving their arms, legs, faces, and in some cases even their crotches.  That's honestly kind of screwed up if you ask me.  I mean, what's the point?  There is none.  And I'm saying the same for females.  There's literally no use in shaving ANYTHING on your body.  It's pure aesthetics and stupidity.  I mean, I've never had sex, but it would seem to me that it would feel like you're fucking a girl who hasn't hit puberty.  And guys are supposed to be attracted to younger girls by nature since that's when they're just hitting puberty, but we're sentient beings now, it's time to move on with that.  I don't really have much else to say on this topic, really, so I'll drop this off here.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Ex-football players

I heard this on the news Friday that a bunch of ex-football players are suing the NFL because they weren't told that concussions resulting from football injuries can lead to long-term damage.  Isn't this common sense?  Seriously, what the hell? Common sense should tell you that if you abuse your brain for long enough in that type of physical manner that there will be some long-term side effects from it.  It's essentially like suing your cross-country team because they didn't tell you that if you didn't run properly you'd probably mess your knee up.  It's common sense.  I'm expecting to hear them suing big companies for stupid stuff.  Like someone suing a company that puts a ton of saturated fat and other unhealthy stuff in their canned foods and then someone had a heart attack after eating it.  Even though they put the 500 grams of saturated fat and 600 grams of sugar per serving on the nutrition label.  Use your common sense, people.  Repeated stress and injuries are not good for any part of your body.  Especially the brain.  I have to admit, this was the first time I legitimately thought ''I don't want to live on this planet any more.''  If you don't hear from me again for a while, I'll be building a rocket ship.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Bullies

Am I the only person who thinks there should be a few more of them?  I mean, I was bullied most of my school years, but I didn't give a fuck.  I gave them more reasons to bully me.  I mean, why not?  Hell, give them ammo for the hell of it to see how they use it.  Seriously, though, the people who get bullied and commit suicide over it deserve to die.  I may sound hostile because of that, but man, it's true.  If you feel that other people simply teasing you or throwing you in a trash can or even beating you is worth ending your life, then you're a fucking idiot.  Grow some balls, even though I know that doesn't happen in this society.  If you want it to stop, kick him in the balls.  Seriously, kick him in his god damned nuts and end his genetic malformation for the rest of history. You might save some kid's life in the future.  Who knows, if he grows up and has kids, the kid might turn out to be a mass murderer or a serial killer.  You'll be an upstanding member of society for this!  Seriously, though, defend yourself to the bully by hurting the bully worse than he hurt you, don't hurt yourself more.  Don't you see the faulty logic there?  ''Oh, this guy's hurting me at school so I'm going to cause myself more physical pain and possibly end my life!''  Yeah, sounds like perfect logic.  Grow up and grow a pair.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Drugs

What's wrong with them?  I personally see nothing wrong with them.  Before you start saying ''That's because you use them!'' or something to that effect, I don't.  But I see no problem with it.  It's a victimless crime for the most part.  You're usually at your house with a couple of friends or alone.  The only victim of this crime is yourself.  You know, like smoking.  You're the only real victim unless another person decides to stand in the way of your smoke.  But some people will start talking about the bunch of people who died doing drugs.  Usually these people are idiots, though.  Like the one guy who jumped off of a building because he thought he could fly after he got high on acid.  If he really thought he could fly, why didn't he start from the ground?  Seriously, practise common sense while doing this kind of stuff.  Then they say that weed makes you lose your motivation.  That's not true at all.  In fact, you can still do everything you want to while you're on weed but you realise it isn't worth the effort to do.  Psychedelic mushrooms are another bunch that get hell.  There's no reason to give them hell, they're found in nature without any form of chemical alteration and they don't kill you.  They just make you see things that aren't there.  Also, if you think these are bad, stop saying ''This is good shit!''  Where do you think the phrase came from?  Well, I'm going to drop this off here since there's not much more to talk about.  Drugs don't make you violent, your upbringing does.  Same thing with video games.  Sheltered people, stop trying to make us stop doing things we want to do and improve your own life.  I hope you have a pleasant day.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Coffee

I don't know if I've done a post on this, but I'm doing one again if I did.  What happened to coffee?!  Why is it that you can't go into anywhere and just get a cup of black coffee, or maybe a coffee with cream/sugar?  Coffee doesn't need a menu, god damn it!  It needs a cup and that's it.  Now they have pacinos up the ass.  Frappucino, Rappucino, Frenchicino, Al Pacino.  What the hell would black coffee be, then?  A nigacino?  Seriously, this needs to end.  I honestly miss the days where they had just coffee in coffee houses.  Possibly a doughnut or a scone, but those were side attractions.  The main attraction was the coffee.  Good and black.  Classic coffee was the best, man...  I still go to indie shops once in a while if I'm near one.  And why can't you smoke in these places?  Seriously, coffee and cigarettes go together about as much as booze and smoking.  They just go hand in hand.  I'm pretty sure the people who discovered coffee were smoking something.  You can't even get a normal cup of coffee in a 7-11.  Seriously, they have two canisters in 7-11 now, I've checked. Decaf and Regular of the flavour of the month.  Not of regular coffee, of the flavour of the god damned month. Seriously, it's getting annoying.  Can we change this please?  I miss my coffee...

Friday, June 1, 2012

Smokers and Non-Smokers

There's a distinct difference in the personality of the two groups.  As a whole, smokers are a lot more pleasant to hang around than non-smokers.  My reasoning for this is simple...  Smokers don't try to shove facts about smoking down your throat right along with the smoke when you light up.  Non-smokers continually tell you to quit smoking while you still can, whereas smokers don't give a shit.  And to top all of this shit off, non-smokers want the full restaurant, bar, or everywhere else to themselves.  I can understand it to an extent, but second-hand smoke isn't that dangerous, people.  It's like peanut dust.  Unless your body's extremely sensitive to it, then you'll be fine.  And I do mean extremely.  Anything short of an allergy so sensitive that you can't even be in the same room as a peanut, then you're not going to die.  The people who shove the facts down your throat can die in a hole, too.  Seriously, who wants to live for those last ten years?  Those are the ones where you're on a rocking chair on your front porch yelling at kids.  No one wants to be that guy.  Well... almost no one.  But, regardless, it's the ones where you lose your freedom completely.  I don't think a single person wants to live like that, so why complain about smoking.  It's stupid.  Take those little facts and your complaints and shove them up your ass.  Also, if you walk into a bar where smoking is allowed and you ask someone to put out the cigarette, I hope they put it out in your eyeball and then re-light it.  I really do.

On a lighter note, I may not be posting for a while since I will most likely be moving.  Just a warning.  Have a pleasant sunrise.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

The Downfall of Comedy

Did anyone else notice that happening?  We don't have too many good comedians left any more.  It's all people who essentially ride their sexuality or their race to get famous and get a couple of chuckles.  It's pathetic, if you ask me.  Then there's one comedian who got his own show and ONLY shows other people's videos on his show.  Anyone else see something wrong with this?  A lack of original content doesn't impress me at all.  Especially when the content you're using are mainly nut-shots and puking.  It's pathetic, in all honesty.  Then again, most people don't care about what they watch.  After the writer's strike shows started going down hill because the shows realized people would watch anything.  Didn't matter how good the scripting was, they'd watch it.  Which is probably where this all started.  I just want the good old comedians back.  You know, the hostile ones like George Carlin, Dennis Leary, and Richard Pryor.  The really good ones.  I just want to turn on a comedy channel and not see some guy pretending to be gay to get a few laughs, or a Mexican trying to get some chuckles by acting Mexican.  I just want a legitimately good comedian.  Is that really too much to ask for?

Monday, May 28, 2012

E-Readers

Why are people so against them?  I don't understand it.  I've had my kindle for months and I've read somewhere around 20 books on it.  Each book cost me $0.10 USD.  I've downloaded 56 to read.  They cost ten cents because of the download fee on the shop I use.  They were free other than that.  The average of that is $1.87 per book, counting the reader's actual cost of $99.00.  The readers may cost a lot, but they save you money in the long run.  Especially if you pirate, which I've only done on books I own hard copies of.  This isn't illegal as far as I know.  I can understand people liking having a hard copy, but there's nothing really wrong with having an e-reader.  Another thing I like about having them:  If a book falls in water, you need to buy a whole new copy, but with an e-reader (at least the one I have) you can go to the store and re-download it for free and read it on your computer.  I really enjoy that.  It's kind of like having an insurance policy on your books.  And if you want a new e-reader, the price on the books won't go up too much higher.  That's all I really have to say on this topic since it isn't too expansive, but I thought I should post about it because I'm apparently the oddball out on this.  Well, I hope you guys try your best to have a decent day.  See you on Wednesday!

Friday, May 25, 2012

Superficial Beauty

I've noticed something with girls lately.  Well, I've noticed it for a while, but that's beside the point.  What I've noticed was that they all think they're ugly.  Most of them aren't.  Then again, I have a theory about why they do this.  It's because they want to play the 'damsel in distress' act.  It's true for all girls.  I don't truly think a girl started off a self-esteem issue with other people saying she was ugly as no one ever tells anyone they're ugly any more.  They might say they have a 'severe appearance deficit', but they're not ugly nowadays.  I think it all started when they were young.  They saw all these girls in movies that did this, and they got a good boyfriend, so they started doing it.  The problem is, though, that they started to believe it.  The females you see that usually have the 'I'm beautiful' attitude are the ones who don't look as good as anyone else.  Ever notice that?  It's true.  Especially with fat black women.  They think they're the sexiest things on the planet.  That's why they're so fun to hang around with.  But to end this blog, I'll say this.  Girls, get over yourselves.  The 'low self-esteem' trick only works on guys who don't want to be with you for your personality, anyway.  This is because your personality, if you can call it that, is stupid.  It doesn't attract the kind of guys you all say you want, yet you never pay mind to until you've already been pregnant with three or four kids with four or five different guys.  Hyperbole is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The News

What happened to the news?  It used to be a viable source of information as to how the world's doing.  Now it's just a place to figure out what's happening in celebrities lives.  I went on Yahoo to find a good thing in the news to write about.  I kid you not, the front story was ''Justin Bieber asks a lucky girl on a date.''  Since when is this news?  Who cares who some random boy-band type celebrity asked someone on a date?  Doesn't he already have a girl he impregnated?  It's stupid in my opinion.  There's no point in writing this crap for everyone to see.  Another thing is when they report on a famous person's drug problems.  That's their problem, not mine.  Let 'em burn down a tree while they're smoking crack like that swimsuit model.  Just make sure they're still in there while it's burning.  Another headline in the news was some school that made a typo.  Instead of ''Public'' they typed ''Pubic''.  Now, I don't personally care, nor do I find it funny.  This is just a simple error that someone made because they're humans.  People make mistakes every day, it's not uncommon at all.  I don't know, I guess I'm the odd ball out when I find these things strange or stupid.  Who knows, maybe none of us are normal.  Maybe we're all just completely crazy to everyone else around us, just like everyone else.  I don't know, but I know I don't have anything else to say related to the dumb-ass news, so I'll say my goodbye to you all.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Gay marriage.

Now, this is a bit of a controversial topic, so I'm going to be blunt with it to the point of offending all of you.  I'm going to start this one off saying I don't care what you do in bed, just keep it away from my ears.  I don't want to hear about your sex life.  Be you homosexual, heterosexual, pansexual, polysexual, or zoosexual, keep it out of my mind.  I don't give a fuck.  But, I can't help thinking that the gays of this country will become a lot like the blacks.  Now, what do I mean by this, you ask?  Well, back when the slaves were still slaves, they wanted to learn.  They wanted to so much as to do it in private, knowing full well they might get killed for it.  Nowadays, most of the black people you see are idiots.  They have every right to learn, and these ancestors they don't shut up about fought for that right.  What are they doing with it now?  Nothing at all.  Did you notice that?  Most of the black people in this country barely get out of high school and never see a college classroom.  I know this isn't always the case, but it's the majority.  The gay people may turn out the same, who knows?  I mean, most straight couples don't even get married nowadays, and if they do it ends a few months or years later because they can't handle being committed.  So you wind up with a bunch of single welfare moms and dads looking to make a quick buck without working for it.  Now, some of them do work for it.  Hell, some of them don't even ask for welfare or food stamps.  I'm proud of these people.  They show will power.  They should be given a piece of cake or other sugary item of their choosing.  But, back on topic here.  Due to human nature, we always want more than what we have.  I can understand the marriage thing because, if you're not married, you have no legal rights to anything involving their death.  I know someone who got barred from his boyfriend of thirty years' funeral.  He couldn't go in because the parents of the boyfriend didn't like him.  But, oh well.  I still think marriage sucks in every way thinkable.  Most people just get married to get married.  Others get married to rich guys to steal their money when they divorce.  Why do you think the prenuptial agreement was made?  So, my whole thought on gay marriage is that it's going to go good for a couple years, then when the next few generations of homosexuals are going to come in, they're going to muck it up somehow.  But, what can I say, they're only human.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Monogamy and apologies

Okay, another rant blog.  Why don't you people realize that humans aren't monogamous?  It's kind of obvious we aren't.  I mean, sure, some of us do stay with one person and never cheat, yada yada, but we don't only think of one person.  No one does, it's just a fact.  Personally, I just want to be my girl's first and last.  I believe that as long as they're coming home to you at night, there's nothing wrong.  We're not wolves, we don't mate with only one person in our lives for the most part.  Some of us do, but that's probably why the economy is so bad off.  I do enjoy when a girl's loyal, though.  Not only does it make her a bit more trust-able, but it also stabilizes the economy.  If there's another child brought into this world, think of all the money they'll spend.  Then again, I'll be supporting it, so whatever.  But it's these single parents that just leech off of welfare for a living that really keep the economy in the hole.  Think about it, you've got a single parent who isn't looking for a job, isn't paying taxes, and leeching off a few hundred bucks a month.  Think of what the government could have done with that few hundred, plus what they'd pay in taxes if they weren't on welfare.  I don't know, it just pisses me off to think about this kind of stuff.

Also, you may be wondering where the 'apologies' section of the title came from, if anyone is reading this.  Well, a lot of drama has been stirring up and I haven't had much Internet access thanks to it.  I can't exactly pump out three month's worth of blogs in the twenty minutes I've had the Internet, so yeah.  Sorry about that one, but I'm back in a stable place, so it's all good!  I hope...  Nah, just kidding, it's ALL good in the neighbourhood.  See you guys next time.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

How to Start your Life Intelligently.

It's been literally a month since I've posted.  I've been busy with my grandmother.  She fell and I've been having to take on most of the care.  I figured I'd post again since I had some free time.  This will be some advice on how to live your life to the fullest easily and logically.  I'm going to say now, most of you won't agree with this, and I don't give a shit.  These are all pretty good ideas.  I've talked to my dad's mom who's been doing finances since she was young, and even she agrees.  I'll start this off with saying that if you're just starting out in the world, you'll want to stay with your parents for a couple of years.  I know most of you are like ME WANTZ OUT NAOOO, but you'll want to stay with them or someone else for a while up until you get a good, stable job.  Next, you'll want to get a job that offers a nice pay or good perks.  After you've gotten yourself set up and have a decent amount of money saved up, then if you want to look for another job, it might be a good idea.  Another thing you'll want to do is start a blog with adsense.  Google will pay you around $.05 USD for each click, and send you the money when you reach $100 USD.  This is a good way to get a bit of money just by writing about something you enjoy doing, anyway.  Just write about whatever you enjoy doing, and you'll be getting quite a bit of money.  Tell your friends to check it out., tell them to tell their friends to check it out, have your friends tell their friends to tell their friends to check it out.  You get the point, I'm not going into further into this never-ending chain.  But just find something you like and write.  If you like playing games, write stuff on your favourite games, or even do a game testing type of thing.  Make a youtube account and link it to your blog and vice versa.  It'll be a good way to get more views on both of them, bumping your thread up, and getting you even MORE views.  Sounds good, eh?  Now, this is all the advice you'll need, the rest is up to you.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The reason

The reason I haven't been posting too much lately is because I've been getting kind of busy and tired.  I've been working on websites, levelling on games, I've been going out a lot, and so on.  It was Mardi Gras yesterday, which was fun.  I didn't go to any parades this year, but I did go to the one yesterday before it started to talk to the band since I haven't seen them since before I went home schooled.  It was nice to see them again.  Again, I don't really have too much to talk about since everything's been calm lately around where I live and I haven't really though of any complaints or grievances.  I'm getting back into paper craft, though, which is nice.  I've found a lot of good patterns off of an image board, and those have been really fun to make.  I don't really have much else to talk about, so I'll end this one here.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Valentine's day

Yesterday was Valentine's day as most of you should know.  Personally, fuck this holiday.  It may have started as a good holiday for couples to get together and show their love for each other.  It's now become a day for girls to make the transition into whoredom and to get free chocolate.  It's been statistically proven that condom sales go up in the week before Valentine's day, and the morning after pill and pregnancy tests go up the week after.  I find this sad, in all honesty.  Especially since most of the United States is Catholic, and most of them are also unmarried.  It goes against their own beliefs in, yet another, stunning example.  I'm running out of stuff to write, in all honesty.  If someone could give me a website that has weird news or blogging topics, I'd love it if you'd give it to me.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Nature's a pretty disgusting thing sometimes.  It really is.  If you don't believe me, get an outside pet and don't feed it yourself.  You'll see it doing a lot of odd things at points.  I was just outside smoking and I saw my cat playing with what I thought was a mouse.  It was a bird.  I never would have thought a cat, which is kind of stuck to the ground for the most part, would be able to catch something that could fly.  Well, I left it to do its thing and eat.  I walked by again and I saw it chewing...  It ate the bird's head.  I found that pretty funny for one reason or another, but that's what nature is.  Animals eating each other to live.  My cat eats grass now and again, and it goes to my neighbour's house when it's hungry and there aren't any mice, lizards, or apparently birds around to eat and my neighbour feeds it.  We don't feed it because we can't afford to, but the neighbour feeds the cats that kind of walk between our house and her's.  There are three cats, I think, and about five kittens.  But, that's nature.  It's not this gorgeous thing all the time.  Sometimes it's pretty fucked up, if you ask me.  But, I have to admit, we've been having a lot less mice since that cat showed up.  We haven't even needed mouse traps lately, which is amazing if you ask me.  I love nature, it saves us money.

Friday, February 10, 2012

I think I've finally found my purpose in life.

Which is a fairly big feat for me.  I got a girlfriend yesterday and I had my first kiss with her.  I didn't get anything out of the kiss itself, but her reaction made me feel amazing.  So I'm thinking that my purpose is to make people feel good.  You know, make 'em laugh.  Make 'em feel better about their own lives by blowing up how bad mine is.  Be a kamakazi of sorts.  I don't really have much to say aside that...  I mean, nothing really interesting has happened to me lately aside my grandmother falling a few days ago.  So, I'll just drop it off here.  See ya!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

My life, as of today.

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I'm going to start this off by saying that I'm not looking for sympathy, I just want to get my story out there.  None of this is exaggerated or made up, it's all very true.  Now, to the actual story.

     The first thing I ever remember really was my very first day of school back when I was four.  The first thing I ever heard from a peer at school was ''Why are you so white?''  That sure as hell helped out my confidence in myself.  The reason, by the way, that I was so white is because my grandmother was, and still is, obscenely paranoid that I'm going to get kidnapped.  It was always very annoying, since no one really lived out here or drove out here.  But, onto further topics.  The next thing I really remember clearly was the reason I have horrible money issues.  I was about eight years old when this happened.  I had $211.00 saved up from getting good grades and such.  My grandmother would keep hold of it for me because I was an idiot, like all eight year olds.  Well, one day my mother decided she wanted to ''hold'' it from now on.  Her and my grandmother got in an obscene argument.  Screaming, yelling, the whole damn nine yards.  I wound up yelling as loud as my little eight-year-old lungs could handle at my mom to just keep the money.  She did, and to this day I've never seen a penny of it.  Granted, if you count all of the shit she's stolen from me and rightfully should have paid me she owes me about 15 grand.  This counts the two years of child support she stole from our home mailbox when she wasn't living with us, and the fact that she never paid child support when she was supposed to (she hasn't lived with us since I was five.)  She just moved back in, though.  But, on to further topics.  My memory is fairly fuzzy at around this time, but I do remember my second grade teacher showed us a video of them removing some of her bone cartilage.  It was one of those cameras they stick inside you, so it looked pretty bad ass.  I still think it's pretty cool to this day.  Well, that covers elementary school, now for middle.  Fifth grade was when I got my third band teacher.  In first to third I had one, then in fourth I had the teacher who got fired a while back (I wrote a blog about it), and then after that I got another.  It was a big mess, in my opinion.  But, he was awesome.  I wish he'd stayed all three years, but he only stayed two.  He was so fucking hilarious sometimes, though.  We were playing a song called Sakura, and he started talking about a Japanese love story near the end of the song.  We didn't finish the song because we were laughing so hard.  Fifth grade was when I went to my first band festival.  It wasn't what I'd expected at the time, but I still had fun.  My seventh and eighth grade years just kind of meld together aside for one aspect I'll get to later.  In seventh and eighth grade our band had nine people in it.  Yep, that's it, nine.  It was interesting, because now I'm looking back and seeing just how small that is.  The school I used to go to has a band of about fifty kids.  And even that's small.  But, my eighth grade year was when the fourth band teacher came in.  She's such a dunce.  She shut the lights off one day to show us her glow-in-the-dark fingernail polish.  It didn't glow.  Not surprising, is it?  She'd also let us take off days whenever the hell we wanted.  And she wondered why I was so quiet on trumpet back then...  I saw her last year and she didn't even remember who I was.  I think she got on some pretty hard drugs or something, because there's no way her memory could turn that shitty in three years when she's only in her thirties.  Now, for the part that's different between the two...  My uncle died my eighth grade year.  Don't remember his funeral at all, but I still miss him.  He was awesome.  Part of the few people in my family who were worth a shit.  He and my dad were best friends, my dad dated my mom, and my uncle said to my mom's sister ''I'm gonna marry you some day.''  Low and behold, they got married when I was about eight.  After I'd started listening to ICP, I wound up looking back and finally realizing that was the Riddlebox on his back.  That's also my favourite joker's card.  Has been since before I noticed that it was his tattoo.  Either way, there's not much else to say.  He rolled over in his sleep and suffocated or something.  We still don't know.  The next year was when my grandmother died.  Not the same one from earlier, she's my great-grandmother.  But, back on topic.  She had cancer for a long time.  Probably twenty or so years.  She worked at McDonalds and was literally the only worker there who smiled.  Kind of sad considering she was also the only one who was terminally ill.  But, when the last two weeks of her life kicked in they put her on morphine.  Made her fuckin' nuts.  I hated seeing her like that.  She was the last person to die in my family that I gave a shit about.  Thanks to all of that I went into a depressive state.  Didn't shower much, the whole deal.  Wound up getting the nick name ''Grease Lightning'' on a band trip.  Some guy claimed to see his reflection in my hair.  And after that nothing really happened until this year when two of my favourite teachers got fired over stupid shit.  Band teacher got fired because he did the jacking off hand motion, Chem teacher got fired because of a religious argument.  It's all a load of bull shit.  Well, that's my life, I guess.  I probably left out a few parts, but my memory's fuzzy right now.  I'll leave this off here since I can't think of a witty ending.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Marriage.

Fuck it in the ass hole with a big rubber dick.  I personally think marriage has lost all of its meaning as time has passed on.  And I personally don't think homosexual marriage should be wanted at all.  Every religion that advocates marriage hates homosexuals.  They've been killing off homosexuals for centuries now.    I'm not against homosexuality, but I think homosexuals need to grow a brain and THINK of what they're trying to do.  They're trying to assimilate with a group of people who hate them by their own rules.  It's like Abrahamics actually baptising bastard children.  It goes against their own holy book for fuck's sake.  It actually says in Deuteronomy 23:2, or something of the sort, that a bastard child shall never enter the convention of the lord.  It even goes as far to say that his great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson may not enter the convention of the lord.  That's ten fucking generations.  TEN!  It probably also says somewhere in there that people who have had sex out of wedlock should not be wed.  That means most people in the United States nowadays are married going against what the church believes.  But back on the topic of marriage.  Marriage is mostly something now that everyone's expected to do.  They have people who get married for just that reason.  And, this part is just my own opinion, if you need a certificate and a ring saying that you're devoted to each other, you're just weak in the head.  I can understand the people who really do love each other and want to do that, and that's fine.  But it's these people who need the commitment of marriage to feel truly committed.  These are the people you see who have five+ ex husbands, most of which were probably abusive.  Both genders of humans are moronic for the most part.  Learn to trust people without paying over ten thousand dollars to say that you ONLY love each other, because most of the time you're going to get cheated on.  Whether you like it or not, it happens.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Titles are for strange people. I am a strange person.

I'm going to be trying to lose weight soon.  I hope it goes through.  I'm also thinking of scheduling myself more rigidly so that I'm not up at 5 AM writing a blog that's going to auto-post at 12 PM.  It's not too good.  Feels weird, too.  But I'll be doing one of those infomercial things that usually don't work.  But, I've got nothing to lose except the weight.  I never really have much to say when I talk about these sorts of things...  I'm not a very positive person most of the time, in case you couldn't tell from my previous posts.  It's just not the kind of guy I am.  Though, earlier, I did get a guy on omegle to fear me within half an hour of meeting me.  It was entertaining. But, I don't really have much to say...  So, I'll see you guys around!

Saturday, February 4, 2012

America

Well, I'm not sure how to start this one off, but...  I really don't like the wars we have.  Most of them are useless or not ours.  What happened to ''Speak softly and carry a bit stick?''  That was a good idea.  America didn't need to go to war to get what they wanted, they simply had to threaten it.  A lot less people died, and the world was a lot better off.  America would only go to war if it was necessary, not just because they wanted to.  Another good topic to say is that we're losing our freedoms day by day.  The phone tapping, the ability to lock us up if they even think we're going to commit a crime, airport security...  It's all just a way to control us and fuck with us.  There haven't been many bombings.  We've bombed so many countries, yet we treat it like it's a fucking catastrophe when someone bombs us.  We've NUKED Japan twice, and we still complain about Pearl Harbour.  It's pathetic, if you ask me.  Another thing is the death penalty.  If you're on death row, you're probably not afraid to die.  I say you let the fuckers rot in prison, that's more of a punishment than lethal injection.  When you think about it, though, killing is more bible-oriented than anything.  The bible is loaded with revenge.  It's kind of sad, when you think abut it.  But, more on the war-related topics.  Most wars are fought needlessly, as I've stated before, but more on the other topic.  They're needlessly wasting innocent soldier's lives for no good reason.  Honestly, it's a load of shit.  We have no business being in other countries since there hasn't been a country that's fucked with us in about ten years.  And I'm sick of all of this ''preventive'' shit.  It's nothing useful at all.  Unless you can tell the future, don't try to control other people's futures.  I still do feel sorry for the soldiers that died, but not simply because they died. I feel sorry for them because they