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Friday, June 1, 2012

Smokers and Non-Smokers

There's a distinct difference in the personality of the two groups.  As a whole, smokers are a lot more pleasant to hang around than non-smokers.  My reasoning for this is simple...  Smokers don't try to shove facts about smoking down your throat right along with the smoke when you light up.  Non-smokers continually tell you to quit smoking while you still can, whereas smokers don't give a shit.  And to top all of this shit off, non-smokers want the full restaurant, bar, or everywhere else to themselves.  I can understand it to an extent, but second-hand smoke isn't that dangerous, people.  It's like peanut dust.  Unless your body's extremely sensitive to it, then you'll be fine.  And I do mean extremely.  Anything short of an allergy so sensitive that you can't even be in the same room as a peanut, then you're not going to die.  The people who shove the facts down your throat can die in a hole, too.  Seriously, who wants to live for those last ten years?  Those are the ones where you're on a rocking chair on your front porch yelling at kids.  No one wants to be that guy.  Well... almost no one.  But, regardless, it's the ones where you lose your freedom completely.  I don't think a single person wants to live like that, so why complain about smoking.  It's stupid.  Take those little facts and your complaints and shove them up your ass.  Also, if you walk into a bar where smoking is allowed and you ask someone to put out the cigarette, I hope they put it out in your eyeball and then re-light it.  I really do.

On a lighter note, I may not be posting for a while since I will most likely be moving.  Just a warning.  Have a pleasant sunrise.

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